‘I was ridiculously drunk and walked around naked for some reason and ended up in bed with one of my best mates boyfriends. I was giving him head for ages and he was fingering me and the next thing i knew he said “here’s your tampon” and was holding a bloody tampon. AND THEN HE WENT DOWN ON ME… so he’s a freak and i need to remember whether im on or not before i fuck people.’


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